Kids, eh?

Aidan: Mom, I want to watch you play that game.
Me: Ok. Have a seat.
Aidan: Ok!
Me: Oh, I lost again!
Aidan: Mom! Why do you keep lossing and lossing?


And:

Aidan: (As he grabs his toes and moves his foot around in circles). Mom, look what I'm doing with my foot!
Me: Oooh, it's going in circles!
Aidan: No! I'm making popcorn!! See? (He spins his foot faster).
Me: Aaah. Popcorn with your foot, huh?
Aidan: There! (He eats imaginary popcorn off his foot, and opens his mouth to show me). See? I'm eating it!
Me: You shouldn't talk with your mouth full.