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Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Some Disturbing News

Caleb, home from school with a fever today, has informed me that Liam did not, as we had formerly believed, come out of my vagina; he came out of Caleb's.
I think Caleb needs some more tylenol.


At 6:38 PM, Anonymous James said...

What!!! does that mean I need to change his name to Caila?

At 7:28 PM, Anonymous Christina said...

That is precious!! I would suggest rest for everyone after that one!!

At 8:57 PM, Blogger LoriLaurieLauri said...

ROFLMAO!!! Poor kid...his fever is so high he's halucinating! lol!

At 9:34 PM, Blogger Lisa said...

That is funny !!!

How old is Caleb???

At 10:34 PM, Blogger Tree said...

haha no, lauri, this is pretty normal for him! :)
lisa, he's 6. it just gets more and more fun as they grow, doesn't it...?

At 1:49 AM, Blogger Eve said...

If that is true, I would say that Caleb is the most thoughtful, giving, and selfless son a mother could EVER ask for.
I would have to buy him a pony or something. Truly.

At 10:49 AM, Blogger Tree said...

Yes, it would be a wonderful thing to do for one's mother, but alas, it is untrue. I know because of all the pain (not to mention the large object, LIAM) coming from MY vagina the day Liam was born.

At 1:14 PM, Blogger Eve said...

Tree- my deepest condolences and sympathies to your vagina. But I AM releived that poor Caleb's vagina was unscathed by the experience, lol.

Merry Christmas to you and your sweet little monkeys!!!

At 2:14 PM, Blogger Lisa said...

How is Caleb doing today ????

At 4:05 PM, Blogger Tree said...

Oh man I had to read that to Jim, it made me laugh so hard! Happy holidays to you and yours as well!

Caleb is funny. He woke up, crying, at 4am, because his throat was so sore. This morning he was miraculously better and begging to go to school. It's his last day until after the holidays, so we let him go.
HOW ARE YOU AND YOURS? I hope you're recovering!

At 4:30 PM, Blogger sally said...

frickin' hilarious... my vagina was having sympathy pains for both you and Caleb

At 10:03 PM, Blogger Krista said...

Finally got a chance to hop over and visit you back :)

I think your sketches are really, really good.

And your kids are gorgeous of course.

Very nice to read about them.

Did you make the pinwheels, if so, aren't they lovely?


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